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Siapa nama menteri kebersihan cina ?
TAKASI MURA.
Naiknya cepat, turun nya lama banget apakah itu ?
INGUS.
Apa bahasa cina nya tidak jujur ?
Loe bo ong.
Kenapa lobang anus keriput ?
Soalnya di cuci-cuci, di setrika enggak.
LIRIK LAGU KAHITNA – MANTAN TERINDAH
KAHITNA – MANTAN TERINDAH
Mengapa engkau waktu itu
Putuskan cintaku
Dan saat ini engkau selalu
ingin bertemu
Dan mengulang jalin cinta
Mau dikatakan apa lagi
Kita tak akan pernah satu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Mesti hatiku memilihmu
Andai ku bisa
ingin aku memelukmu lagi
di hati ini hanya engkau
mantan terindah yang selalu
ku rindukan
Mau dikatakan apa lagi
Kita tak akan pernah satu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Mesti hatiku memilihmu
Engkau meminta padaku
Untuk mengatakan bila ku berubah
Jangan pernah kau ragukan
Engkau kan selalu di langkahku
Mau dikatakan apa lagi
Kita tak akan pernah satu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Putuskan cintaku
Dan saat ini engkau selalu
ingin bertemu
Dan mengulang jalin cinta
Mau dikatakan apa lagi
Kita tak akan pernah satu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Mesti hatiku memilihmu
Andai ku bisa
ingin aku memelukmu lagi
di hati ini hanya engkau
mantan terindah yang selalu
ku rindukan
Mau dikatakan apa lagi
Kita tak akan pernah satu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Mesti hatiku memilihmu
Engkau meminta padaku
Untuk mengatakan bila ku berubah
Jangan pernah kau ragukan
Engkau kan selalu di langkahku
Mau dikatakan apa lagi
Kita tak akan pernah satu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Mesti hatiku memilihmu
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Engkau di sana aku di sini
Mesti hatiku memilihmu
Yang tlah kau buat Sungguhlah indah
Buat diriku susah lupa
[ ENDING Lagu
Kahitna - Mantan Terindah ]
LIRIK LAGU BUNGA CITRA LESTARI – JANGAN SALAHKAN DIA
BUNGA CITRA LESTARI – JANGAN SALAHKAN
DIA
Sekian lama bersama
Kucoba jadi seperti maumu
Maumu
Sekian lama bersama
Pernahkah kamu seperti mauku
Pernahkah
Jangan salahkan dia...
Janganlah benci dia...
Tanya dirimu tanya diriku
Tanya mengapa katakan saja
Salah dimana harus bagaimana
Tolong...tanya aku
Bukannya ku tak mampu
Menahan diri ku karena dia
Dia...
Sungguh begitu gelap segelap
Kamu menghadapi aku
Aku...
Jangan salahkan dia...
Jangan sakiti dia...
Tanya dirimu tanya diriku
Tanya mengapa katakan saja
Salah dimana harus bagaimana
Tolong...tanya aku
uh uh uh....ahahaha....
Tanya dirimu tanya diriku
Tanya mengapa katakan saja
Salah dimana salah dimana harus
bagaimana....
Tolong...
Tolong...tanya aku
Tolong tanya
Tanya aku
LIRIK LAGU Syahrini feat. Marully Tampubolon - Cinta Sendirian
Syahrini feat.
Marully Tampubolon - Cinta Sendirian
(Marully)
Taukah kamu
Aku mengagumi mu
Dengan sepenuh
hati
Hati yang tak
bernyali
Taukah kamu
Aku memiliki
fotomu
Ku pandang -
pandangi
Ku pandang -
pandangi tak henti henti
Bila saja engkau
tahu
Betapa besar rasa
ku
Rasa cintaku
padamu
Di kejauhan
hatimu...
Inikah namanya
cinta sendirian yang kurasakan
Tiada keberanian
menyatakan
Aku cin...ta
Hatiku yang
malang
Teruslah bertahan
jangan kau hilang
Buktikan cintamu
teramat dalam
Meski harus cinta
sendiri...an
(Syahrini)
Taukah kamu
Aku memiliki
fotomu
Ku pandang -
pandangi
Ku pandang -
pandangi tak henti henti
uuuuu....
Bila saja engkau
tahu
Betapa besar rasa
ku
Rasa cintaku
padamu
Di kejauhan
hatimu...
Inikah namanya
cinta sendirian yang kurasakan
Tiada keberanian
menyatakan
Aku cin...ta
Hatiku yang
malang
Teruslah bertahan
jangan kau hilang
Buktikan cintamu
teramat dalam
Meski harus cinta
sendiri...an
Tiada pernah ku
ingin di keadaan ini
Melihatmu di
pelukan hati yang lain
Namun apa daya
bibirku tak bisa
Suarakan hati
ini...
huoooo.....
(Syahrini)
Inikah namanya
cinta sendirian yang kurasakan
Tiada keberanian
menyatakan
Aku cin...ta
(Marully)
Hatiku yang
malang
Teruslah bertahan
jangan kau hilang
Buktikan cintamu
teramat dalam (teramat dalam)
Meski harus ow
Meski harus
uuu....
Meski
harus....ooo...
Cinta
sendiri...an
LIRIK LAGU SYAHRINI – SANDIWARA CINTA
SYAHRINI –
SANDIWARA CINTA
Mengapa kau
nyalakan api cinta di hatiku
Membakar jiwa yang
merana
Kata manismu
membuatku yakin kepadamu
Hingga membuat ku
terlena
Rindu padamu setiap
hari
Bayang dirimu
menggoda jiwa
Mengapa kini ku
rasakan lain di hatimu
Kau diam dan acuh
tak acuh
Sering kau marah
tanpa alasan, membuatku curiga
Terbukalah,
berterus terang
Apa maumu katakan
saja
Bila kau bosan, kau
marah, kau benci, katakan saja
Walau berat hatiku
melupakan dirimu
Jangan kau
bersandiwara kepadaku huu oo..
Bosan mungkin itu
sifatmu, benci bila ingat dirimu
Bosan terserah apa
maumu, jalanku masih panjang
Walau berat hatiku
melupakan dirimu
Jangan kau
bersandiwara kepadaku hooo ooow
Bosan mungkin itu
sifatmu, benci bila ingat dirimu
Bosan terserah apa
maumu, jalanku masih panjang
Bosan mungkin itu
sifatmu, ku benci bila ingat dirimu
Bosan terserah apa
maumu, jalanku masih panjang
Jalanku masih
panjang hu
LIRIK LAGU ROSSA – HATI YANG KAU SAKITI
ROSSA – HATI YANG KAU SAKITI
Jangan pernah katakan bahwa
Cintamu hanyalah
untukku
Karna kini kau
telah membaginya
[*]
Maafkan jika memang
kini harus ku tinggalkan dirimu
Karna hatiku slalu
kau lukai
Tak ada lagi yang
bisa ku lakukan tanpamu
Ku hanya bisa
mengatakan apa yang ku rasa
[**]
Ku menangis membayangkan
Betapa kejamnya dirimu atas diriku
Kau duakan cinta ini
Kau pergi bersamanya
[***]
Ku menangis melepaskan
Kepergian dirimu dari sisi hidupku
Harus slalu kau tahu
Akulah hati yang telah disakiti
Back to [*][**][***]
Ku menangis
Harus slalu kau tahu
Akulah hati yang telah kau sakiti
LIRIK LAGU ROSSA – TAK SANGGUP LAGI
ROSSA – TAK SANGGUP LAGI
Setelah sekian lama baru ku menyadari
mengapa ku selalu menahan rasa sakitku
ingin ku hapus saja semua dendam ini
tapi rasa tak mungkin lagi
biarkan ku pergi karena aku tak sanggup lagi
mengingat semua kenangan dulu di saat engkau menyakitiku
mengapa semua terjadi di saat kau mulai menyadari
semua kesalahanmu padaku tapi ku tak sanggup lagi
ku akui sekarang engkau mulai berubah
namun rasa sakitku terlalu dalam tuk terobati
ingin ku hapus saja semua semua dendam ini
tapi rasa tak mungkin lagi
biarkan ku pergi karena aku tak sanggup lagi
mengingat semua kenangan dulu di saat engkau menyakitiku
mengapa semua terjadi di saat kau mulai menyadari
semua kesalahanmu padaku tapi ku tak sanggup lagi
(biarkan ku pergi) biarkan diriku yang pergi
(karena aku tak sanggup lagi) karena ku tak sanggup lagi
(mengingat semua kenangan dulu di saat engkau menyakitiku)
mengapa semua terjadi di saat kau mulai menyadari
semua kesalahanmu padaku tapi ku tak sanggup, tapi ku tak sanggup lagi
LIRIK LAGU Janji Suci – Yovie & Nuno
Janji Suci – Yovie & Nuno
dengarkanlah wanita pujaanku
malam ini akan kusampaikan
hasrat suci kepadamu dewiku
dengarkanlah kesungguhan ini
malam ini akan kusampaikan
hasrat suci kepadamu dewiku
dengarkanlah kesungguhan ini
aku ingin mempersuntingmu
’tuk yang pertama dan terakhir
’tuk yang pertama dan terakhir
Reff:
jangan kau tolak dan buatku hancur
ku tak akan mengulang tuk meminta
satu keyakinan hatiku ini
akulah yang terbaik untukmu
jangan kau tolak dan buatku hancur
ku tak akan mengulang tuk meminta
satu keyakinan hatiku ini
akulah yang terbaik untukmu
dengarkanlah
wanita impianku
malam ini akan kusampaikan
janji suci satu untuk selamanya
dengarkanlah kesungguhan ini
malam ini akan kusampaikan
janji suci satu untuk selamanya
dengarkanlah kesungguhan ini
akulah
yang terbaik untukmu
Oh..woo…oh..woo…oh..wooo
Oh..woo…oh..woo…oh..wooo
LIRIK LAGU AKU RAPOPO – JULIA PEREZ
AKU RAPOPO –
JULIA PEREZ
rasa hati
ini uwes broken
nemu kamu wes tak sobek sobek
kang mas indehoy karo miss tukinem
don’t alesan don’t many alesan
i sudah know mas you bajingan suka jajan
your wife ini minta di ceraikan
endasku saiki uwes puyeng
gara gara i think macem macem
ora peduli how do you how how
iing penting jupe uwes seneng
it’s oke wae mas
it’s oke wae
aku rapopo..aku rapopo..aku rapopo
don’t comeback again mas
don’t comeback again
aku rapopo..aku rapopo..aku rapopo
mas aku nyambut gawe, gae kowe
ayuku gawe kowe, awakku gawe kowe
tapi, kenopo, kenopo, kenopo
nemu kamu wes tak sobek sobek
kang mas indehoy karo miss tukinem
don’t alesan don’t many alesan
i sudah know mas you bajingan suka jajan
your wife ini minta di ceraikan
endasku saiki uwes puyeng
gara gara i think macem macem
ora peduli how do you how how
iing penting jupe uwes seneng
it’s oke wae mas
it’s oke wae
aku rapopo..aku rapopo..aku rapopo
don’t comeback again mas
don’t comeback again
aku rapopo..aku rapopo..aku rapopo
mas aku nyambut gawe, gae kowe
ayuku gawe kowe, awakku gawe kowe
tapi, kenopo, kenopo, kenopo
LIRIK LAGU Pink Feat Lily Allen
Pink Feat Lily Allen
Sometimes
I hate every single stupid word you say
Sometimes
I wanna slap you in your whole face
Woah oh-oh
There's no one quite like you
You push my buttons down
I know life would suck without you
Woah oh-oh
At the same time I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You're an asshole but I love you
And you make me so mad
I ask myself, "why I'm still here
Or where could I go?"
You're the only love I've ever known
But I hate you, I really hate you
So much, I think it must be
True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothin' else can break my heart like
True love, true love
It must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Just once
Try to wrap your little brain around my feelings
Just once
Please try not to be so mean
Woah oh-oh
Repeat after me now
R-O-M-A-N-C-E-E-E
Come on, I'll say it slowly
(Romance)
You can do it babe
At the same time I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You're an asshole but I love you
And you make me so mad
I ask myself, "why I'm still here
Or where could I go?"
You're the only love I've ever known
But I hate you, I really hate you
So much, I think it must be
True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothin' else can break my heart like
True love, true love
It must be true love
And no one else can break my heart like you
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Think it must be love
I love you
I think it must be love
I love you
Why do you rub me up the wrong way?
Why do you say the things that you say?
Sometimes I wonder how we ever came to be
But without you I'm incomplete
I think it must be
True love, (It must be) true love
It must be true love (It must be)
Nothin' else can break my heart like
True love, (It must be) true love
It must be true love (It must be)
And no one else can break my heart like you (like you)
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
No one else can break my heart like you (like you)
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
No one else can break my heart like you
LIRIK LAGU PINK - TRY
PINK - TRY
Ever wonder about what he’s doing
How it all turned to lies
Sometimes I think that it’s better to never ask why
Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Eh, eh, eh
Funny how the heart can be deceiving
More than just a couple times
Why do we fall in love so easy
Even when it’s not right
Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Ever worried that it might be ruined
And does it make you wanna cry?
When you’re out there doing what you’re doing
Are you just getting by?
Tell me are you just getting by by by
Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
How it all turned to lies
Sometimes I think that it’s better to never ask why
Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Eh, eh, eh
Funny how the heart can be deceiving
More than just a couple times
Why do we fall in love so easy
Even when it’s not right
Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Ever worried that it might be ruined
And does it make you wanna cry?
When you’re out there doing what you’re doing
Are you just getting by?
Tell me are you just getting by by by
Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
LIRIK LAGU Just Give Me A Reason - PINK feat Nate Ruess
Just Give Me A Reason - PINK feat Nate Ruess
Right from the start
Now you've been talking in your sleep, oh, oh
Just give me a reason
I'm sorry I don't understand
You've been havin' real bad dreams, oh, oh
Just give me a reason
Our tear ducts can rust
Just give me a reason
Just give me a reason
Oh, we can learn to love again
Lirik Lagu Price Tag – Jessie
Price Tag - Jessie J
Seems like everybody’s got a price
I wonder how they sleep at night
When the sale comes first and the truth comes second
Just stop for a minute and smile
I wonder how they sleep at night
When the sale comes first and the truth comes second
Just stop for a minute and smile
Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious
You got your shades on your eyes and your heels so high
That you can’t even have a good time
Acting so damn mysterious
You got your shades on your eyes and your heels so high
That you can’t even have a good time
Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
We’ll pay them with love tonight
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
We’ll pay them with love tonight
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
We need to take it back in time
When music made us all unite
And it wasn’t low blows and video hoes
Am I the only one gettin’ tired?
When music made us all unite
And it wasn’t low blows and video hoes
Am I the only one gettin’ tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed?
Money can’t buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we’ll be feelin’ alright
Money can’t buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we’ll be feelin’ alright
Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
We’ll pay them with love tonight
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Yeah, yeah, well, keep the price tag and take the cash back
Just give me six strings and a half stack
And you can keep the cars, leave me the garage
And all I, yes, all I need are keys and guitars
Just give me six strings and a half stack
And you can keep the cars, leave me the garage
And all I, yes, all I need are keys and guitars
And guess what, in 30 seconds I’m leaving to Mars
Yes, we leaving across these undefeatable odds
It’s like this man, you can’t put a price on life
We do this for the love, so we fight and sacrifice every night
Yes, we leaving across these undefeatable odds
It’s like this man, you can’t put a price on life
We do this for the love, so we fight and sacrifice every night
So we ain’t gon’ stumble and fall, never
Waiting to see, a sign of defeat, uh uh
So we gon’ keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat and then everybody sing, it’s not about
Waiting to see, a sign of defeat, uh uh
So we gon’ keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat and then everybody sing, it’s not about
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Yeah, yeah
Oh, forget about the price tag
Oh, forget about the price tag
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